Poem 202 - Painting It Yellow?

He appeared healthy, but a bit Sallow was Mr. Nate

Though I would like to, unfortunately I can't illustrate

And when Mr. Jake asked him, "What happened dear fellow?"

Falsely he said, "Oh Jake, can't you see I've painted my face yellow?"

~Gaurang Rao

Written for - http://www.threewordwednesday.com/

Poem 133 - Mischievous Monkey

Mischievous Monkeys - Maddening Mrs. Maryanne

Mocking Mrs. Maryanne by taking her mighty, metal, man made pan

Mrs. Maryanne threw bananas in a lake

But mischievous monkeys came back, for more bananas they wanted to take

-Gaurang Rao

Written for - http://thelaughtersite.blogspot.com/

and - http://abcwednesday-mrsnesbitt.blogspot.com/

Poem 109 - Banana Peels

A Banana Peel was thrown down by Mr. Pegg

He himself slipped and broke his leg

He was hospitalized for one week

But still to throw peels on the floor he has the cheek

-Gaurang Rao

Written for - http://thelaughtersite.blogspot.com/

Poem 88 - Another Mother?

Our Mother went to a beauty saloon

She didn't come back too soon

When she came with new look we didn't recognize her

Thought it was some mad and silly stranger

-Gaurang Rao

Poem 80 - Lift Story

The Cunning Mrs. Scart

In the lift left a fart

She turned away her head

And didn't realize we were almost dead

-Gaurang Rao

Poem 79 - Mr. Sly

The sleepy, small, lazy, useless thief Mr. Sly

By Mistake, To rob a policeman's house had a try

Felt Sleepy, He slept in the bed of the policeman

In a minute he was in the police van

-Gaurang Rao